In order to be a true Rum fan, you need to talk like a Rum expert. Here are some good quotes & memes to live by

If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Rum bottle, not a milk carton. I want my friends to know I am missing!
— Laurie Manzer
It was understood that nothing of a tender nature could possibly be confided to old Barley, by reason of his being totally unequal to the consideration of any subject more psychological than gout, rum, and purser’s stores.
— Charles Dickens
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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
— Lewis Grizzard
The Best ideas come while sipping Rum
— Pavol Kazimir
 
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There’s naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion
— Lord Byron
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It was a maddening image and the only way to whip it was to hang on until dusk and banish the ghosts with rum.
— Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary
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Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest–
…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
— Louis Stevenson

Rum Toasts

It's good to toast with friends, even better when Rum is involved

Drink Rum, Drink Rum

Drink Rum, by Gum with me,

I don’t give a damn

For any damn man,

That won’t take a drink with me.

May your ANCHOR be tight,

Your CORK be loose,

Your RUM be spiced,

And your COMPASS be true.